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Okay, so I'm watching a little Indianapolis television news, and I happened to catch one of those classic live tv moments. Here's an mpg. You're welcome.

Local Band Celebrates America's Independence By Inspiring Lots Of Bad Behavior

		It was another liquor-drenched Saturday night party with the 3 Chord Orchestra at Peppers in Broad Ripple. If you weren't there, you should begin kicking yourself now. If you were there, here are a few incriminating photographs.
		(Check the links below for more fun photos!)
	Here's Kevin. He took delivery on the "Don Stuck Mosquito Manor" - an actual mosquito habitat, just in time for the peak of the West Nile season.

Unable To Wait For Arrival Of New Big Dumb Show Merchandise, Show Host Gonzo Greg Gets New Tattoo

Further insuring that I will never be able to find gainful employment outside the radio industry, I spent an hour Saturday afternoon over at Metamorphosis in Broad Ripple (yes, Don: "Hippieville") getting a new tat.

Not to be outdone, Don insisted on showing off his new (Sharpie) ink at Peppers Saturday night as well.

Michelin Man Tries To Suck Up To Pissed Off F-1 Fans

Michelin, who said their tires weren't good enough to race at Indianapolis ... is offering refunds to everybody who got hosed on the Grand Prix race at Indianapolis.

Hollywood Superstar Holding Sweet, Naive Young Actress Hostage To Prove He's Heterosexual: FREE KATIE HOLMES!

Look, I'll be honest. I don't know Katie Holmes from any of the other eleventy-billion young "starlets" being churned out of Hollywood these days. But it makes me sad to see this one, obviously under the influence of some "I'm-Tom-Cruise-And-I'm-Not-Gay" Date Rape/Movie Promotion drug. In fact, I didn't know I cared so much until I found this website. Free Katie!

Indianapolis Music Critic Named "Douche Of The Day" Thursday

Local Music Critic, David Lindquist, who's musical favorites include Ashlee Simpson and ex-MTV idiot VJ Jesse Camp, gives a less-than glowing review of the X-103 MayDay Concert. Also; shiny, bald head visible from space.

Indy's Hardest Rockin', Most Popular Local Band Ever Appears at Greatest Spectacle In Racing - Hyperbole Pulls A Hamstring

Once known at the Snake Pit, inside turn four is now home of the Miller Lite Party Deck, and there is no better spot to watch the race, or get your ass rocked by the Big Dumb Show house band, the Three Chord Orchestra. If you weren't there, you missed a helluva party. If you were there, you probably don't remember much ... so check out all the highlights at the Three Chord Orchestra website.

Giant Radioactive Monster Attacks Speedway! (Oh, Wait ... It's Pinto Bob at the Track)

Our favorite vanilla gorilla did his part to celebrate the Month Of May in Indianapolis; He was there for Quals, Carb Day, and Race Day ... and he's documented his epic adventure ... including the deflowering of the Miller Lite Party Deck. He's posted some truly outstanding photography on his fan site ... which we have absolutely nothing to do with, by the way ... so click at your own risk.

Holy Crap! MayDay 2005 Was HUGE!

MayDay 2005 has set the bar for every show to come this summer. Well, for me, anyway ...

Robby Gordon Makes Himself The "Biggest Testicle In Racing"

Robby Gordon is all over the news this past weekend, whining about Danica Patrick's weight advantage in IRL racing. 10 non-winning trips to the Indy 500, and this guy finally has the good sense to give up and just go run NASCAR at Charlotte on Memorial Day weekend; yet he still opens his hillbilly trap to complain to the press that since he's a fat-ass, "it's not fair" that he might have to compete against somebody that can occasionally say "no" to a triple cheeseburger.

Given Robby "Lardass" Gordon's recent sour grapes comments, I would like to invite you to join my efforts to keep his ginormous ass out of Indianapolis for the Brickyard.

With your help, we can all raise enough funding so that Mr. Gordon can enter the Jenny Craig program for a year, and compete against Danica Patrick on the level playing field that he is so desperately whining for, at the 90th running of the Indianapolis 500.

Culture In Indy Takes A Giant Leap Forward! Highlights from the Vogue, Monday 5/23:

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Do You Have Any Idea How Fast You Were Going? Local Traffic Reporter Wets Self In Indy Car


Don Stuck "accelerated his senses" and took an ass-clenching ride around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway with driver Davey Hamilton on Friday after the broadcast. (Thanks to Miller Lite). I'd hate to be the guy who had to sit in that seat after him. Here's the video:

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Indianapolis Overwhelmingly Rejects Plans for Danica Patrick "Rally Chicken"

Hopefully, cooler heads will prevail, and the chicken, which has already jinxed the Colts, the Pacers, and caused the Firebirds to leave town completely ... will have no association with the brightest star at this year's 500, the fetching Danica Patrick. (above left)